Well, well, well. The San Jose Sharks suck total ass in 2026. And now, after a dreadful stretch of home games, many of the fans are calling for a change at the head coach position. If you’re doing that now, you’re a dumbfuck. It’s been apparent for a while that the organization was on the wrong path under the stewardship of Mike Grier as general manager and Ryan Warsofsky as head coach. Fuck you for trying to get on this train now, you reactionary dipshits. You’re part of the problem. Sharks fans have always been part of the problem in holding this organization accountable for its incredible stretch of being total losers.

Ryan Warsofsky is the same smug egomaniac today that he was last season and the season before. And yet, fans of the team took my breath away with their ovation for him on opening night this season. It was a roar, really, not that dissimilar from what Macklin Celebrini got in the cheesy announcement of him with the ‘C’ on his shoulder.

So don’t come looking here for camaraderie now that you’re catching up.

Coaches come and go, however. Even though Mike Grier has displayed an alarming amount of trust in Warsofsky and they seem to be of the same mind, that just means Warsofsky will get fired much too long from now. Unfortunately, Grier will remain and he’s at least as at fault for this disaster. It will take 2-4 more years before the franchise will get to a point of replacing him, and by then Macklin Celebrini’s career will have already been half wasted.

I have a lot of problems with these people. And they even lost my daughter with the team’s disgusting performance against Calgary on Monday. She, who wants to stay until the buzzer even when the team is losing by 3+ goals with a couple minutes left, floated the idea herself last night of leaving not just early, but after the second period last night. The team was listless enough that she felt like being there was a waste of time.

And so I am going to write a series of blogs here detailing all the ways Grier and Warsofsky have fucked this up so far. For therapeutic purposes.

Welcome to the party.